Anti-Social Doormats! Click For More...

Sale price Price $49.00 Regular price Unit price  per 

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Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them! 
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen!*

- Oh Shit, Not You Again.

- Fuck Off BOLD

- Fuck Off BOLD BIG 45x75cm

- Fuck Off SCRIPTIVE

- Turn The Fuck Around

- Piss Off BOLD

- Piss Off SCRIPTIVE

- Did You Text First?

- I Like It Dirty

- Please Leave By 9. 

- Please Leave By 9 BIG 45x75cm

- Can't You Just Text Me?

- Did You Call First?

- Shoes Off Bitches

- Shoes Off Fuckers

- Bad Bitches Only BOLD

- Bad Bitches Only SCRIPTIVE

- Welcome To The ShitShow

Hand-made with love and shipped from Perth, Australia.
We use high quality, water resistant paints and dyes on all our products.

*BIG 45x75cm options are machine printed by the Grand-daddies of coir in its native India and shipped direct. Gift-wrapping not available on these options.

Doormats are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use, though indoor, or sheltered is recommended for a longer life.
Please be aware that coir, as a natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, have small patches of denser or sparse hair. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks.. hey, just like me and you!

Size: 40cm x 60cm / 16" x 23" inches.
Weight: 1.3kg. 
Want me bigger? No worries! Head on over to our custom order page, select your size, and enter the name of the mat you're looking at from above. We'll make this exact design fit to size on a bigger mat. 


Cleaning: A heavy shake every now and then will get rid of lots of debris from your mat, otherwise you can vacuum or spot-clean with a mild soap. Do not machine wash/tumble dry or use bleach.

You can buy your Walk All Over Me Doormat with confidence - please have a peep at our Returns and Refunds Policy & Shipping Times at the bottom of this page.