🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats
🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats

🔥 Naughty Doormats Collection – Rude, Funny & Bold Entrance Mats

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  • 🌟 Our doormats are cured with an exclusive anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market!
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Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them! 
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen!*

Give your doorstep some character with our Naughty Doormats collection — for those moments when you want your entrance to shout louder than your doorbell. From cheeky sayings like “Fuck Off” and “Welcome to the ShitShow” to playful calls-to-action like “Turn the Fuck Around”, these mats turn the mundane into memorable.

Whether you're looking to make guests laugh, buy the naughtiest Secret Santa in the office, or simply display unapologetic attitude, these bold coir doormats are hand‑painted in Perth, treated with our exclusive anti‑shed coating (only with Walk All Over Me, Australia), and built to resist shedding, mud, and bullshit.
With fast turnaround, you’ll find the perfect rude welcome at your feet in no time.


✨ What Makes These Mats Stand Out:

  • A wide range of designs: bold fonts, script styles, classic rude lines, edgy humour

  • Premium natural coir chosen for its durability, dirt‑trapping ability, and rustic texture

  • Anti‑shed treatment unique to our brand in Australia - less mess indoors, more laughs outdoors

  • Hand‑painted work by local artisans: sharp edges, crisp lettering, standout contrast

  • Designed for both indoor and sheltered outdoor spaces. Personality that lasts.


🏡 Perfect For:

  • Lovers of bold humour & swear‑words looking for funny front door mats

  • Gifts for mates with guts & a sense of humour (housewarmings, birthdays)

  • Homes, Airbnb entries, man caves & sheds where you want to make people stop and laugh

  • Entryways, porches, or covered doorways where durability matters and attitude prevails

  • Those collecting rude / edgy home décor who want standout statement pieces


📏 Sizes Available:

40x60cm
50x80cm
60x90cm
45x120cm
75x120cm

Need help deciding? Our size guide has your doorstep covered.


🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:

Free Standard Shipping Australia-wide
Orders painted + dispatched lightening quick!
Express & Priority Shipping Available at Checkout

 

Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!


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Enjoy FREE tracked standard shipping on every order — woo-hoo!

🎨 Lovingly Painted, Packed & Posted

Each mat is hand-painted with care and dispatched within the current turnaround time listed on our website.

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Upgrade to Express Shipping from just $15, or go PRIORITY for $25 to jump the queue — your mat will be painted and posted within 2 business days.

📦 From Perth, With Love

All orders ship from our Perth warehouse.


  • Metro deliveries: ARAMEX & Couriers Please

  • Regional / PO Boxes: Australia Post

🏠 Perth Pickup Available

Locals can collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order — just enter code PICKUP at checkout.

🔒 Need Extra Protection?

If you’d like insured or signature-on-delivery shipping, contact us before ordering for an Australia Post quote.

All packages are sent with Authority to Leave as standard.

🖤 Nylon Printed Doormats

Manufactured off-site and shipped directly.


  • Turnaround: Approx. 3–4 weeks + Express shipping (4–8 days)

  • Select “Nylon Mats Only” at checkout

  • Physical address required (no PO Boxes)

  • If ordering both Nylon & Coir mats, they’ll ship separately and the Nylon timeline can’t be expedited.

Made Just for You, Not the Masses

Every mat is handcrafted to order right here in Perth. No mass-produced imports, just unique designs painted with love by real people.

Fast Turnaround, Zero Hassle

We know you’re excited to see your new mat. That’s why we work lightning-fast to get it designed, painted, and shipped to your doorstep in record time.

🏆 Award-Winning Quality Since 2018

With thousands of glowing reviews and industry recognition, you can trust you’re shopping with one of Australia’s most loved custom doormat brands.

💪 Experts in the Field

Since launching in 2018, we’ve produced over 65,000 mats, meaning we’ve truly mastered the art of durable, high-impact designs that make every doorstep stand out.

🌦️ Built for Aussie Conditions

Our mats are designed for real Australian weather. Sun, sand, rain and red dust included, keeping their colour and charm for longer.

🧡 Supporting Small Business

When you shop with us, you’re supporting a local, family-run business that values craftsmanship, creativity, and connection over corporate mass production.

💬 Thousands of 5-Star Reviews

We’re proud to have thousands of happy customers who’ve laughed, smiled and stepped on a WAOM mat. You’ll see why once yours arrives!

🌿 Eco-Friendly & Natural

Made from 100% natural coir and eco-safe inks, so you can feel good about what’s under your feet and what’s best for the planet.

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Testimonials

★★★★★

"Hi Dani, I just wanted to send you a quick email to say I got the package last week and wow! I’m absolutely amazed at the mat! My best friend is in love with it and couldn’t wait to have people come over and see it! Thank you again for everything you had done to help me gift her such an amazing housewarming gift! I’m beyond overjoyed at your service and workmanship!"

Larissa P
NSW
★★★★★

" I couldn’t be happier with our custom Walk All Over Me doormat. It is excellent quality and exactly as described on the website - but looks even better than I could have imagined! Customer service was excellent and the product arrived quickly." 

Teneka K
QLD
★★★★★

''Both the customer service from Dani and the quality mats will make me a return buyer! Thank you so much for your support and putting a smile on my face. Love love love my new door mats!''

Jodie K
Perth, WA

WE CARE ABOUT OUR FOOTPRINT

All of our environmentally friendly coconut coir doormats are sourced directly from the Grand-Daddies of coir in their native India.
Our supplier is multi-award winning and famed for it's social enterprise community programmes, supporting their locals in the creation of:
- Free Pain & Palliative Centre
- Free School for Challenged Children
- School and College for Nursing Students


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