Name: No Cunts Doormat | Funky Font
Brand: Walk All Over Me
Rating: 5.0 (2 reviews)

$49.00

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🌟 Our doormats are cured with an exclusive anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market!

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This ain't a doormat... It's a statement piece.

Make your guests laugh (or leave!) before they’ve even knocked with our wildly popular TikTok viral, worldwide original “No Cunts” doormat.
In an funky font, it’s the perfect fusion of sass and sophistication, a cheeky doormat that sets the tone for the home behind the door.

Hand-painted in Australia using premium coir and sealed with our exclusive anti-shed treatment (only available from us!), this mat isn’t just funny, it’s also built to last. The bold black lettering stays crisp, while the heavy-duty fibres trap dirt and grime like a champ.

✨ Fast turnaround
🖌️ 100% hand-painted
🛡️ Anti-shed sealant (exclusive to Walk All Over Me in Australia!)
🏡 Durable and weather-resistant for covered outdoor areas

🏡 Perfect For:

Households that don’t do people-pleasing
Gifts for mates with a mouth (and a good sense of humour)
Bold, modern entryways with attitude
Anyone who wants their doormat to say what they’re really thinking

📏 Specs:

- The largest size range in Australia;
  40x60cm | 50x80cm | 60x90cm | 45x120cm | 76x120cm
- Material: Natural coir fibre, rubber backing
- Use: Best for covered entryways to prolong life
- Care: Keep flat and vacuum; no scrubbing needed!

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Size Guide & Suggestions

Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!

💌 FREE SHIPPING Australia-Wide

Enjoy FREE tracked standard shipping on every order — woo-hoo!

🎨 Lovingly Painted, Packed & Posted

Each mat is hand-painted with care and dispatched within the current turnaround time listed on our website.

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Upgrade to Express Shipping from just $15, or go PRIORITY for $25 to jump the queue — your mat will be painted and posted within 2 business days.

📦 From Perth, With Love

All orders ship from our Perth warehouse.

Metro deliveries: ARAMEX & Couriers Please
Regional / PO Boxes: Australia Post

🏠 Perth Pickup Available

Locals can collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order — just enter code PICKUP at checkout.

🔒 Need Extra Protection?

If you’d like insured or signature-on-delivery shipping, contact us before ordering for an Australia Post quote.

All packages are sent with Authority to Leave as standard.

🖤 Nylon Printed Doormats

Manufactured off-site and shipped directly.

Turnaround: Approx. 3–4 weeks + Express shipping (4–8 days)
Select “Nylon Mats Only” at checkout
Physical address required (no PO Boxes)
If ordering both Nylon & Coir mats, they’ll ship separately and the Nylon timeline can’t be expedited.

✅ Made Just for You, Not the Masses

Every mat is handcrafted to order right here in Perth. No mass-produced imports, just unique designs painted with love by real people.

✨ Fast Turnaround, Zero Hassle

We know you’re excited to see your new mat. That’s why we work lightning-fast to get it designed, painted, and shipped to your doorstep in record time.

🏆 Award-Winning Quality Since 2018

With thousands of glowing reviews and industry recognition, you can trust you’re shopping with one of Australia’s most loved custom doormat brands.

💪 Experts in the Field

Since launching in 2018, we’ve produced over 65,000 mats, meaning we’ve truly mastered the art of durable, high-impact designs that make every doorstep stand out.

🌦️ Built for Aussie Conditions

Our mats are designed for real Australian weather. Sun, sand, rain and red dust included, keeping their colour and charm for longer.

🧡 Supporting Small Business

When you shop with us, you’re supporting a local, family-run business that values craftsmanship, creativity, and connection over corporate mass production.

💬 Thousands of 5-Star Reviews

We’re proud to have thousands of happy customers who’ve laughed, smiled and stepped on a WAOM mat. You’ll see why once yours arrives!

🌿 Eco-Friendly & Natural

Made from 100% natural coir and eco-safe inks, so you can feel good about what’s under your feet and what’s best for the planet.

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Testimonials

★★★★★
"Hi Dani, I just wanted to send you a quick email to say I got the package last week and wow! I’m absolutely amazed at the mat! My best friend is in love with it and couldn’t wait to have people come over and see it! Thank you again for everything you had done to help me gift her such an amazing housewarming gift! I’m beyond overjoyed at your service and workmanship!"
Larissa P
NSW

★★★★★
" I couldn’t be happier with our custom Walk All Over Me doormat. It is excellent quality and exactly as described on the website - but looks even better than I could have imagined! Customer service was excellent and the product arrived quickly."
Teneka K
QLD

★★★★★
''Both the customer service from Dani and the quality mats will make me a return buyer! Thank you so much for your support and putting a smile on my face. Love love love my new door mats!''
Jodie K
Perth, WA

WE CARE ABOUT OUR FOOTPRINT

All of our environmentally friendly coconut coir doormats are sourced directly from the Grand-Daddies of coir in their native India.
Our supplier is multi-award winning and famed for it's social enterprise community programmes, supporting their locals in the creation of:
- Free Pain & Palliative Centre
- Free School for Challenged Children
- School and College for Nursing Students

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