Can't You Just Text Me?
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- Current Production Turn-Around: 5 working days
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Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat – Funny Coir Mat with Witty Message
Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a cheeky on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them!
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties / Door-to-door salesmen!*
Add a dash of humor to your front entrance with our Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat. This playful doormat is the one for anyone who appreciates wit but hates unexpected visitors.
Crafted from sturdy coir and finished with our exclusive anti-shed treatment—available only from us in Australia—this mat marries style, quality, and practicality. Plus, with its fast turnaround, you'll be laughing at your doorstep in no time.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
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Witty Phrase – Showcases the cheeky line “Can’t you just text me?” for an amusing welcome.
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Premium Natural Coir – Made from robust coconut husk fibres to trap dirt and withstand foot traffic.
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Australia-Exclusive Anti‑Shed Treatment – Only our brand offers this coating—to cut down on mess and boost durability.
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Hand‑Painted in Perth – Each mat is individually painted by local artisans with quality weather-resistant paint.
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Eco‑Friendly & Sustainable – Coir is natural, biodegradable, and supports environmentally friendly style.
🏡 Perfect For:
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Humorous Housewarming Gifts – Ideal for friends or family who love a laugh.
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Funny Outdoor Decor – Great for comedy lovers or quirky homes.
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Millennials/Gen X – Speaks directly to anyone who’d rather ping than knock.
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Entryways, Covered Patios & Hallways – Fits wherever you want a playful greeting.
📏 Sizes Available:
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40×60 cm • 50×80 cm • 60×90 cm • 45×120 cm • 76×120 cm
Not sure which fits best? Our size guide or customer support is here to help!
🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:
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Free Standard Shipping Australia-wide
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Fast Turnaround – your mat is painted, packed, and heading your way without delay
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Express Shipping Options available at checkout
Turn your welcome mat into a conversation starter.
With its playful phrase and practical design, the Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat is perfect for anyone who loves a laugh and a clean entry.
Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product, may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand‑picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!
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*Please refer to the bottom for Nylon Mat Shipping.
Enjoy FREE standard shipping on us with every order. Woo-hoo!
Your doormat will be lovingly painted, packed and posted within 8 business days, max.
In a rush? We got you - you can upgrade to Express Shipping for just $10.
Need it even quicker than that!?
Select PRIORITY at checkout for $25 to ensure you go to the top of the list and have your order painted and posted within 2 business days.
SHIPPING TIMES:
**Please note the below times are accurate when our lovely land is ticking over Covid/Restrictions/Snap Lockdown FREE. Short delays will likely occur during weeks when we are experiencing restrictions.**
We ship from Perth, Australia.
Our standard Australian Deliveries are managed by FASTWAY/ARAMEX.
Sending from Perth usually takes:
Adelaide 3 to 4 business days
Albury 4 to 6 business days
Bendigo 4 to 6 business days
Brisbane 6 to 7 business days
Bundaberg 6 to 7 business days
Cairns 7 to 10 business days
Canberra 4 to 6 business days
Central Coast 4 to 6 business days
Coffs Harbour 6 to 7 business days
Darwin 7 business days
Geelong 4 to 6 business days
Gold Coast 6 to 7 business days
Hobart 4 to 6 business days
Launceston 4 to 6 business days
Mackay 6 to 7 business days
Maryborough 6 to 7 business days
Melbourne 4 to 6 business days
Newcastle 4 to 6 business days
Northern Rivers 6 to 7 business days
Perth Same or next business day
Port Macquarie 6 to 7 business days
Rockhampton 6 to 7 business days
Sunshine Coast 6 to 7 business days
Sydney 4 to 6 business days
Toowoomba 6 to 7 business days
Townsville 7 to 10 business days
Wollongong 4 to 6 business days.
Perth locals are more than welcome to collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order. Enter code PICKUP at checkout.
If you require insured shipping, please contact us direct for a quote with Australia Post.
You will be supplied with a tracking number upon shipping. (Check ya junk mail if you've been waiting a little while.)
Once your package is with the shipping agent, we are not responsible for delays (as much as we'd love to help out here!) and we can encourage you to reach out to the couriers if you require any tracking assistance - they're much quicker at helping than us doormat painters. We are not responsible for undelivered items due to incorrect addresses given or failed attempts to deliver.
All packages are posted as 'authority to leave'.
YLON PRINTED DOORMATS.
Manufactured off-site and shipped directly. Manufacture turn-around is approx 2 weeks + express shipping, 4-8 days. Select NYLON MATS ONLY during Shipping Checkout.
Physical address must be provided, no PO Boxes.
If combining a Nylon/Coir mat order, please note these will be shipped separately and we can't upgrade the speed/shipping of the Nylon Mats.
