Can't You Just Text Me?
- 🥳 FREE STANDARD SHIPPING!
- ⚡Currently Posting In: 4 DAYS.
- 🌟 Our doormats are cured with an exclusive anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market!
- In stock, ready to ship
- Backordered, shipping soon
Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat – Funny Coir Mat with Witty Message
Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a cheeky on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them!
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties / Door-to-door salesmen!*
Add a dash of humor to your front entrance with our Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat. This playful doormat is the one for anyone who appreciates wit but hates unexpected visitors.
Crafted from sturdy coir and finished with our exclusive anti-shed treatment—available only from us in Australia—this mat marries style, quality, and practicality. Plus, with its fast turnaround, you'll be laughing at your doorstep in no time.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
-
Witty Phrase – Showcases the cheeky line “Can’t you just text me?” for an amusing welcome.
-
Premium Natural Coir – Made from robust coconut husk fibres to trap dirt and withstand foot traffic.
-
Australia-Exclusive Anti‑Shed Treatment – Only our brand offers this coating—to cut down on mess and boost durability.
-
Hand‑Painted in Perth – Each mat is individually painted by local artisans with quality weather-resistant paint.
-
Eco‑Friendly & Sustainable – Coir is natural, biodegradable, and supports environmentally friendly style.
🏡 Perfect For:
-
Humorous Housewarming Gifts – Ideal for friends or family who love a laugh.
-
Funny Outdoor Decor – Great for comedy lovers or quirky homes.
-
Millennials/Gen X – Speaks directly to anyone who’d rather ping than knock.
-
Entryways, Covered Patios & Hallways – Fits wherever you want a playful greeting.
📏 Sizes Available:
-
40×60 cm • 50×80 cm • 60×90 cm • 45×120 cm • 76×120 cm
Not sure which fits best? Our size guide or customer support is here to help!
🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:
-
Free Standard Shipping Australia-wide
-
Fast Turnaround – your mat is painted, packed, and heading your way without delay
-
Express Shipping Options available at checkout
Turn your welcome mat into a conversation starter.
With its playful phrase and practical design, the Can’t You Just Text Me Doormat is perfect for anyone who loves a laugh and a clean entry.
Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product, may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand‑picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!
Click Here for Cleaning & Care Instructions.
Buy a Walk All Over Me Doormat with 100% confidence - Click Here for our 30 Day Happiness Guarantee.
💌 FREE SHIPPING Australia-Wide
Enjoy FREE tracked standard shipping on every order — woo-hoo!
🎨 Lovingly Painted, Packed & Posted
Each mat is hand-painted with care and dispatched within the current turnaround time listed on our website.
⚡ Need It Sooner? We Got You!
Upgrade to Express Shipping from just $15, or go PRIORITY for $25 to jump the queue — your mat will be painted and posted within 2 business days.
📦 From Perth, With Love
All orders ship from our Perth warehouse.
Metro deliveries: ARAMEX & Couriers Please
Regional / PO Boxes: Australia Post
🏠 Perth Pickup Available
Locals can collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order — just enter code PICKUP at checkout.
🔒 Need Extra Protection?
If you’d like insured or signature-on-delivery shipping, contact us before ordering for an Australia Post quote.
All packages are sent with Authority to Leave as standard.
🖤 Nylon Printed Doormats
Manufactured off-site and shipped directly.
Turnaround: Approx. 3–4 weeks + Express shipping (4–8 days)
Select “Nylon Mats Only” at checkout
Physical address required (no PO Boxes)
If ordering both Nylon & Coir mats, they’ll ship separately and the Nylon timeline can’t be expedited.
✅ Made Just for You, Not the Masses
Every mat is handcrafted to order right here in Perth. No mass-produced imports, just unique designs painted with love by real people.
✨ Fast Turnaround, Zero Hassle
We know you’re excited to see your new mat. That’s why we work lightning-fast to get it designed, painted, and shipped to your doorstep in record time.
🏆 Award-Winning Quality Since 2018
With thousands of glowing reviews and industry recognition, you can trust you’re shopping with one of Australia’s most loved custom doormat brands.
💪 Experts in the Field
Since launching in 2018, we’ve produced over 65,000 mats, meaning we’ve truly mastered the art of durable, high-impact designs that make every doorstep stand out.
🌦️ Built for Aussie Conditions
Our mats are designed for real Australian weather. Sun, sand, rain and red dust included, keeping their colour and charm for longer.
🧡 Supporting Small Business
When you shop with us, you’re supporting a local, family-run business that values craftsmanship, creativity, and connection over corporate mass production.
💬 Thousands of 5-Star Reviews
We’re proud to have thousands of happy customers who’ve laughed, smiled and stepped on a WAOM mat. You’ll see why once yours arrives!
🌿 Eco-Friendly & Natural
Made from 100% natural coir and eco-safe inks, so you can feel good about what’s under your feet and what’s best for the planet.
