Warning The Dog Is A Dickhead Doormat
- FREE STANDARD SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS! Yay!
- Current Production Turn-Around: 5 working days
- WAOM Doormats are cured with an exclusive anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market!
- In stock, ready to ship
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Make your entrance memorable with our Warning The Dog Is a Dickhead Doormat.
Perfect for dog owners with a cheeky sense of humour. This bold, funny welcome mat tells it how it is and sets the tone before anyone steps inside.
Crafted from premium coconut coir and treated with our exclusive anti-shed coating, only available through us in Australia—this mat delivers sharp style, dependable durability, and stays tidy. With fast turnaround, your hilarious doorstep alert will be ready in no time.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
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Savage Dog Owner Humor – The brash phrase “Warning The Dog Is a Dickhead” sparks laughs the second guests arrive.
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Durable Natural Coir – Thick coconut husk fibres trap dirt and stand up to paw prints and heavy foot traffic.
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Australia-Exclusive Anti‑Shed Coating – Proprietary treatment reduces fiber fallout and keeps your space clean.
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Hand‑Painted in Perth – Meticulously crafted by our local team using long-lasting outdoor paint and sealants.
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Eco‑Friendly & Sustainable – Biodegradable coir, ethically sourced and packaged with minimal waste.
🏡 Perfect For:
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Humorous dog-lovers seeking funny front door mats
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Gifts for cheeky dog parents & pet-savvy hosts
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Entryways and covered porches in homes with energetic pups
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Outdoor mudrooms or kennel doors with personality
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Custom dog-themed décor for quirky homes
📏 Sizes Available:
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40 × 60 cm • 50 × 80 cm • 60 × 90 cm • 45 × 120 cm • 76 × 120 cm
Need sizing help? Our size guide or attentive team can assist with the best fit!
🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:
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Free Standard Shipping across Australia
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Fast Turnaround – custom-painted and dispatched swiftly
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Express Shipping Options available at checkout
Warning: this mat is not for the faint of heart.
The Warning: The Dog Is a Dickhead Doormat combines honest humour and practical use, perfect for dog owners who love a good laugh and want a statement piece.
Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product, may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand‑picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks… hey, just like me and you!
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*Please refer to the bottom for Nylon Mat Shipping.
Enjoy FREE standard shipping on us with every order. Woo-hoo!
Your doormat will be lovingly painted, packed and posted within 8 business days, max.
In a rush? We got you - you can upgrade to Express Shipping for just $10.
Need it even quicker than that!?
Select PRIORITY at checkout for $25 to ensure you go to the top of the list and have your order painted and posted within 2 business days.
SHIPPING TIMES:
**Please note the below times are accurate when our lovely land is ticking over Covid/Restrictions/Snap Lockdown FREE. Short delays will likely occur during weeks when we are experiencing restrictions.**
We ship from Perth, Australia.
Our standard Australian Deliveries are managed by FASTWAY/ARAMEX.
Sending from Perth usually takes:
Adelaide 3 to 4 business days
Albury 4 to 6 business days
Bendigo 4 to 6 business days
Brisbane 6 to 7 business days
Bundaberg 6 to 7 business days
Cairns 7 to 10 business days
Canberra 4 to 6 business days
Central Coast 4 to 6 business days
Coffs Harbour 6 to 7 business days
Darwin 7 business days
Geelong 4 to 6 business days
Gold Coast 6 to 7 business days
Hobart 4 to 6 business days
Launceston 4 to 6 business days
Mackay 6 to 7 business days
Maryborough 6 to 7 business days
Melbourne 4 to 6 business days
Newcastle 4 to 6 business days
Northern Rivers 6 to 7 business days
Perth Same or next business day
Port Macquarie 6 to 7 business days
Rockhampton 6 to 7 business days
Sunshine Coast 6 to 7 business days
Sydney 4 to 6 business days
Toowoomba 6 to 7 business days
Townsville 7 to 10 business days
Wollongong 4 to 6 business days.
Perth locals are more than welcome to collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order. Enter code PICKUP at checkout.
If you require insured shipping, please contact us direct for a quote with Australia Post.
You will be supplied with a tracking number upon shipping. (Check ya junk mail if you've been waiting a little while.)
Once your package is with the shipping agent, we are not responsible for delays (as much as we'd love to help out here!) and we can encourage you to reach out to the couriers if you require any tracking assistance - they're much quicker at helping than us doormat painters. We are not responsible for undelivered items due to incorrect addresses given or failed attempts to deliver.
All packages are posted as 'authority to leave'.
YLON PRINTED DOORMATS.
Manufactured off-site and shipped directly. Manufacture turn-around is approx 2 weeks + express shipping, 4-8 days. Select NYLON MATS ONLY during Shipping Checkout.
Physical address must be provided, no PO Boxes.
If combining a Nylon/Coir mat order, please note these will be shipped separately and we can't upgrade the speed/shipping of the Nylon Mats.
