Name: Warning The Dog Is A Dickhead Doormat
Brand: Walk All Over Me
SKU: 6055b9ca2e728
Rating: 5.0 (10 reviews)

$49.00

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WARNING THE DOG IS A DICKHEAD

WARNING THE DOGS ARE DICKHEADS

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🌟 Our doormats are cured with an exclusive anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market!

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Make your entrance memorable with our Warning The Dog Is a Dickhead Doormat.

Perfect for dog owners with a cheeky sense of humour. This bold, funny welcome mat tells it how it is and sets the tone before anyone steps inside.

Crafted from premium coconut coir and treated with our exclusive anti-shed coating, only available through us in Australia - this mat delivers sharp style, dependable durability, and stays tidy. With fast turnaround, your hilarious doorstep alert will be ready in no time.

📏 Sizes Available:

40 × 60 cm • 50 × 80 cm • 60 × 90 cm • 45 × 120 cm • 76 × 120 cm
Need sizing help? Our size guide or attentive team can assist with the best fit!

🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:

Free Standard Shipping across Australia
Fast Turnaround – custom-painted and dispatched swiftly
Express Shipping Options available at checkout

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

Savage Dog Owner Humor – The brash phrase “Warning The Dog Is a Dickhead” sparks laughs the second guests arrive.
Durable Natural Coir – Thick coconut husk fibres trap dirt and stand up to paw prints and heavy foot traffic.
Australia-Exclusive Anti‑Shed Coating – Proprietary treatment reduces fiber fallout and keeps your space clean.
Hand‑Painted in Perth – Meticulously crafted by our local team using long-lasting outdoor paint and sealants.
Eco‑Friendly & Sustainable – Biodegradable coir, ethically sourced and packaged with minimal waste.

🏡 Perfect For:

Humorous dog-lovers seeking funny front door mats
Gifts for cheeky dog parents & pet-savvy hosts
Entryways and covered porches in homes with energetic pups
Outdoor mudrooms or kennel doors with personality
Custom dog-themed décor for quirky homes

Warning: this mat is not for the faint of heart.
The Warning: The Dog Is a Dickhead Doormat combines honest humour and practical use, perfect for dog owners who love a good laugh and want a statement piece.

Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product, may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand‑picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks… hey, just like me and you!

Click Here for Cleaning & Care Instructions.

Buy a Walk All Over Me Doormat with 100% confidence - Click Here for our 30 Day Happiness Guarantee.

Size Guide & Suggestions

💌 FREE SHIPPING Australia-Wide

Enjoy FREE tracked standard shipping on every order — woo-hoo!

🎨 Lovingly Painted, Packed & Posted

Each mat is hand-painted with care and dispatched within the current turnaround time listed on our website.

⚡ Need It Sooner? We Got You!

Upgrade to Express Shipping from just $15, or go PRIORITY for $25 to jump the queue — your mat will be painted and posted within 2 business days.

📦 From Perth, With Love

All orders ship from our Perth warehouse.

Metro deliveries: ARAMEX & Couriers Please
Regional / PO Boxes: Australia Post

🏠 Perth Pickup Available

Locals can collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order — just enter code PICKUP at checkout.

🔒 Need Extra Protection?

If you’d like insured or signature-on-delivery shipping, contact us before ordering for an Australia Post quote.

All packages are sent with Authority to Leave as standard.

🖤 Nylon Printed Doormats

Manufactured off-site and shipped directly.

Turnaround: Approx. 3–4 weeks + Express shipping (4–8 days)
Select “Nylon Mats Only” at checkout
Physical address required (no PO Boxes)
If ordering both Nylon & Coir mats, they’ll ship separately and the Nylon timeline can’t be expedited.

✅ Made Just for You, Not the Masses

Every mat is handcrafted to order right here in Perth. No mass-produced imports, just unique designs painted with love by real people.

✨ Fast Turnaround, Zero Hassle

We know you’re excited to see your new mat. That’s why we work lightning-fast to get it designed, painted, and shipped to your doorstep in record time.

🏆 Award-Winning Quality Since 2018

With thousands of glowing reviews and industry recognition, you can trust you’re shopping with one of Australia’s most loved custom doormat brands.

💪 Experts in the Field

Since launching in 2018, we’ve produced over 65,000 mats, meaning we’ve truly mastered the art of durable, high-impact designs that make every doorstep stand out.

🌦️ Built for Aussie Conditions

Our mats are designed for real Australian weather. Sun, sand, rain and red dust included, keeping their colour and charm for longer.

🧡 Supporting Small Business

When you shop with us, you’re supporting a local, family-run business that values craftsmanship, creativity, and connection over corporate mass production.

💬 Thousands of 5-Star Reviews

We’re proud to have thousands of happy customers who’ve laughed, smiled and stepped on a WAOM mat. You’ll see why once yours arrives!

🌿 Eco-Friendly & Natural

Made from 100% natural coir and eco-safe inks, so you can feel good about what’s under your feet and what’s best for the planet.

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Testimonials

★★★★★
"Hi Dani, I just wanted to send you a quick email to say I got the package last week and wow! I’m absolutely amazed at the mat! My best friend is in love with it and couldn’t wait to have people come over and see it! Thank you again for everything you had done to help me gift her such an amazing housewarming gift! I’m beyond overjoyed at your service and workmanship!"
Larissa P
NSW

★★★★★
" I couldn’t be happier with our custom Walk All Over Me doormat. It is excellent quality and exactly as described on the website - but looks even better than I could have imagined! Customer service was excellent and the product arrived quickly."
Teneka K
QLD

★★★★★
''Both the customer service from Dani and the quality mats will make me a return buyer! Thank you so much for your support and putting a smile on my face. Love love love my new door mats!''
Jodie K
Perth, WA

WE CARE ABOUT OUR FOOTPRINT

All of our environmentally friendly coconut coir doormats are sourced directly from the Grand-Daddies of coir in their native India.
Our supplier is multi-award winning and famed for it's social enterprise community programmes, supporting their locals in the creation of:
- Free Pain & Palliative Centre
- Free School for Challenged Children
- School and College for Nursing Students

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