Bugger Off Funny Doormat
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Bugger Off Doormat – Cheeky Welcome Mat with Aussie Attitude
Make a bold statement at your doorstep with our Bugger Off Doormat. Featuring a cheeky message in a classic font, this mat combines humor and functionality, making it a standout addition to any entryway.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
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Bold Message: The cheeky "Bugger Off" is guaranteed to make your postie laugh.
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Premium Natural Coir: Crafted from high-quality coconut husk fibres, offering durability and a rustic aesthetic.
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Exclusive Anti-Shed Treatment: Uniquely treated to minimise shedding, a feature exclusive to WAOM in Australia, ensuring longevity and cleanliness.
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Hand-Painted in Perth: Each mat is individually hand-painted by our skilled artisans. You won't find this in K-Mart!
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Eco-Friendly Choice: Made from sustainable materials, aligning with environmentally conscious values.
🏡 Perfect For:
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Aussie Humour Enthusiasts: Embrace the laid-back Ausie spirit with this cheeky doormat.
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Unique Housewarming Gifts: A memorable present for friends moving into a new space.
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Indoor and Sheltered Outdoor Use: Ideal for entryways, patios, and covered porches.
📏 Sizes Available:
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40x60cm
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50x80cm
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60x90cm
- 45x120cm
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76x120cm
Need assistance choosing the right size? Refer to our size guide or contact us for personalised recommendations.
🚚 Shipping & Turnaround:
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Free Standard Shipping: Enjoy complimentary shipping across Australia.
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Fast Turnaround: Your order will be painted, packed, and dispatched promptly.
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Express Options Available: Upgrade to express or priority shipping at checkout for faster delivery.
Add a touch of Aussie humour to your doorstep with our Bugger Off Doormat. It's more than just a mat - it's a bloody ripper!
Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product, may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!
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💌 FREE SHIPPING Australia-Wide
Enjoy FREE tracked standard shipping on every order — woo-hoo!
🎨 Lovingly Painted, Packed & Posted
Each mat is hand-painted with care and dispatched within the current turnaround time listed on our website.
⚡ Need It Sooner? We Got You!
Upgrade to Express Shipping from just $15, or go PRIORITY for $25 to jump the queue — your mat will be painted and posted within 2 business days.
📦 From Perth, With Love
All orders ship from our Perth warehouse.
Metro deliveries: ARAMEX & Couriers Please
Regional / PO Boxes: Australia Post
🏠 Perth Pickup Available
Locals can collect from our Clarkson warehouse and take $10 OFF their order — just enter code PICKUP at checkout.
🔒 Need Extra Protection?
If you’d like insured or signature-on-delivery shipping, contact us before ordering for an Australia Post quote.
All packages are sent with Authority to Leave as standard.
🖤 Nylon Printed Doormats
Manufactured off-site and shipped directly.
Turnaround: Approx. 3–4 weeks + Express shipping (4–8 days)
Select “Nylon Mats Only” at checkout
Physical address required (no PO Boxes)
If ordering both Nylon & Coir mats, they’ll ship separately and the Nylon timeline can’t be expedited.
✅ Made Just for You, Not the Masses
Every mat is handcrafted to order right here in Perth. No mass-produced imports, just unique designs painted with love by real people.
✨ Fast Turnaround, Zero Hassle
We know you’re excited to see your new mat. That’s why we work lightning-fast to get it designed, painted, and shipped to your doorstep in record time.
🏆 Award-Winning Quality Since 2018
With thousands of glowing reviews and industry recognition, you can trust you’re shopping with one of Australia’s most loved custom doormat brands.
💪 Experts in the Field
Since launching in 2018, we’ve produced over 65,000 mats, meaning we’ve truly mastered the art of durable, high-impact designs that make every doorstep stand out.
🌦️ Built for Aussie Conditions
Our mats are designed for real Australian weather. Sun, sand, rain and red dust included, keeping their colour and charm for longer.
🧡 Supporting Small Business
When you shop with us, you’re supporting a local, family-run business that values craftsmanship, creativity, and connection over corporate mass production.
💬 Thousands of 5-Star Reviews
We’re proud to have thousands of happy customers who’ve laughed, smiled and stepped on a WAOM mat. You’ll see why once yours arrives!
🌿 Eco-Friendly & Natural
Made from 100% natural coir and eco-safe inks, so you can feel good about what’s under your feet and what’s best for the planet.
