Fuck Off Scriptive
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Fuck Off Doormat - Scriptive Text.
Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them!
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen!*
"Couldn’t be happier with our custom Walk All Over Me! It is excellent quality and exactly as described on the website - but looks even better than I could have imagined! Customer service was excellent and the product arrived quickly." Teneka - Google Reviewer.
- Each mat is hand-painted with weather resistant paints/dyes and sealants in Perth, WA.
- Highly absorbent, holding up to 10x it's weight in water and dirt, keeping that pesky stuff outside.
- Coconuts coirs natural fibres resist deterioration from water and bacterial growth, preventing the build-up of mildew and mould.
- The non-slip rubber back keeps your mat in place - great for high traffic areas of your home such as entry ways.
- Doormats are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use, though indoor, or sheltered is recommended for a longer life.
Ethically made by the Grand-daddies of coir in it's native Kerala, India, using natural coconut husks. Supporting a fantastic Indian community, and kinder on the environment than synthetically made mats.
Please be aware that coir, as a natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others or have small patches of denser or sparse hair. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks.. hey, just like me and you!